K-File
004 Desert Life
Mully: Skulder, what are
all these plants and animals doing in the desert, where it's dry as a mummy
and hot enough to fry an egg? I see a shrub on the side of that sand
dune, and a desert squirrel just hopped by. And what does that vulture
feed on?
Skulder: You don't want to
hear that the desert squirrel is really a Betelgean in disguise, evolved
on a much hotter planet. But if you think about it, any creature
that evolved in this desert would feel like an alien if it tried to live
in the "normal" muddy climate of Gambier.
Mully: If you think Gambier's
bad, try Vancouver. But there are basic physical limits. If
life needs liquid water, it simply can't live in heat that boils the water
away.
Skulder: That's what
the Betelgeans are counting on: Since neutrinos failed, their next hope
is the greenhouse effect, to make a desert of Gambier and put a stop to
humans learning about the universe. But look how these cacti hold
tons of water; it must come from somewhere. Water finds a secret
passage . . . . |