BIOL 103 Students:
Your planet is under investigation by the Norgolian
Imperial Peace Federation for creating:
WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION
- Your SUVs
generate enough CO2 to liquidate your entire arctic and antarctic
ecosystems.
ALL SUVs MUST BE DISMANTLED.
- Human beings are guilty of mass cannibalism.
Your own Human
Genome Project reveals this fact.
ALL CANNIBALISM MUST CEASE.
- Your cities drown in light
pollution, preventing
future generations from ever seeing
the stars--
and causing cancer and extinction of birds.
ALL STREET LIGHTS MUST BE ELIMINATED.
To correct this situation, the Norgolian Imperial
Peace Federation
is sending INSPECTORS to Earth.
If our Inspectors fail to report progress . . .
See you in BIOL
103.
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