THE COPIER PROBLEM



 
 
 
Scientists have determined that the source of the problem with the copy machines is...THE REFUGEES FROM ZEEROCKS.

Having mass produced relpicas of thier original spaceship to appear harmlessly as COPY CARDS, the Zeerocksians mastered a plan that would insert them into their new home: the copiers in Olin. 

Once a student slides his or her copy card unknowingly into the copier, the refugees abandon their ship and start colonizing their new home. 

They lie in wait for someone to push the copy button on the machine, releasing their mobile prey, and the hunt begins.

Seeing through their EYELIDS, the Zeerocksians ambush the moving copier paper, chewing it to bits, causing it to get caught in the myriad gears of the machine and rendering the copying beast useless. 

The Out Of Order signs take so long to remove because a special unit of the Pan-Galactic Bureau of Investigation must be called in to remove the creatures from the copier. 

HOWEVER, it is only a matter of time before another naive freshie buys a copy card, hoping to save some money and inserts it into the copier...and the entire process starts over.